Hi, Reader. I’m going to admit, my primary reason for this post is an attempt to spark your, ahem, “romantic tendencies” enough to email one of our iMate singles below.

Watch this:

That was an ad for Agent Provocateur, a lingerie company out of the UK. With collections named “Pirates,” “Virgins,” and “Witches” I’m going to go on record to say this is the hottest lingerie company I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting.

Oh and just in case you’re lacking in the sensual imagination department they’ve created interactive theater experiences for their collections. I’m a fan of the “Pirates” experience, personally, but that should go without saying.

Coffin Couches are the new hotness.

Recovering from another sucky Valentines Day? Nothing says, “Pity me” more tastefully than Alyssa Dee Krauss bandaid jewelry. Choose from two designs, a lapel pin (to be worn over your mending heart) or a “Wedding Band(aid)” designed for those of you who may be contemplating divorce. Yikes…but totally cool ring!

If you do opt for the Wedding Band(aid) design, you’re out of luck. They’re totally sold out. Sorry. But isn’t it nice to know that you’re not alone in your misery?

Knitters are taking their talent to the streets as graffiti art. This might be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen a crafty human do. Effing delightful!

Subway turnstyles get cozies

Trashcans get cozies

Statues get sweaters

Trees get cozies

Just the coolest thing we’ve ever seen. I wonder if they make prom dresses…
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