I know this is supposed to be funny, but it’s not. It’s terrifyingly accurate and it makes me feel like I might throw up.

We love you too….for now.

Goes to Date To Save. In an attempt to find something more frightening I took the filter off Google and image searched “morbid,” “gory” and “disgusting.” Nothing came close.

Ohhhh….Nut SNACK. Right. I thought you said something else.