The Centro Santa…

A) Is an accurate depiction of a modern evolution of Santa.
B) Is an outright betrayal of the tradition of Santa Claus and therefore anti-Christmas and therefore totally un-American.
C) Is somehow somewhat attractive and therefore makes me question parts of my sexuality that I may not wish to address…ever.

This doesn’t really make me want to drink more milk, but it MIGHT make me want to experiment with hallucinogenic drugs and sit in a bathtub full of milk. I’m not sure if this was part of the strategy, but it could arguably lead to even more Milk sales.

Oh, and try to get to the infinite guitar solo in outer space. It’s amazing.

Sellout (sel out) noun: One who has betrayed one’s principles or an espoused cause.

Just sayin’.