I’m not sure what I was doing in 1992 that would be considered more important than attempting to get this catastrophe off the air and all evidence of its previous existence totally annihilated. I guess the sixth grade was more distracting than I remember.

I don’t think I’m alone when I say that Taco Bell should burn in hell for this tragically forbidding mark on Cash’s otherwise legitimately cool life. On the bright side if you’re feeling like a total sellout this should ease your pain. There’s nothing you can do that could possibly be worse than poor Johnny selling his soul for a little Taco Bell money.