This blog terrifies me. If you’re white you should be terrified too. These people have got us figured out.

For the love of God, just look at the masthead.

If someone were to ask me to list my four favorite things I would probably say the following:

1. Sushi
2. Bulldogs
3. The beach
4. Organic vegetables

Ok, so maybe that last one is a stretch. I probably would have listed vodka, but three out of four ain’t bad! Plus, I honestly do enjoy an occasional bell pepper.

The rest of it blew my mind too. Other stuff white people like,

1. Difficult breakups/ Divorce (been there, done that!)
2. Hyphenated names (considering it!)
3. Mos Def (he’s great!)
4. Japan (um, hi. Japan is AWESOME)
5. Expensive Sandwiches (Only like every day at lunch!)

Is someone spying on me???

Thanks for sending, Hilmer…thanks A LOT.